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(classic edition, without letter
and number marking)
- Signed by the author Joe Hill, illustrator
Brian Coldrick
- Hardcover and high-quality paper
- Marbled endpapers
- Artificial leather boards
- A bookmark
- Slipcase
32 pages
Synopsis:
Girl trouble got you down? Do
bigger guys kick sand in your face? You don’t have to take it anymore! All you
need to turn your life around is a positive mental attitude, an open mind...
and an Elder Sign burned into your right hand.
The nastiest spells from the Necronomicon are all over the
Internet and personal growth has never been easier. In this new era, rock hard
abs, explosive earnings, and better, longer sex are all on offer; one need only
learn a few arcane symbols and offer their soul to Father Dagon.
Our kid Chester Swallow has had it up to here with his lousy job at the
drive-thru and his rotten luck with the ladies. After watching a few how-to
videos starring his favorite online influencer, he’s ready to take the plunge
and sear an Elder Sign into his open palm. It’s a gutsy life choice and now
things are going to change for Chester faster than you can say “Ph’nglui
mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!!!”
- Hand numbered (only 124 copies in the Czech Republic!) - the number will be assigned automatically
- Signed by the author Joe Hill, illustrator Brian Coldrick
- Hardcover and high-quality paper
- Marbled endpapers
- Artificial leather boards
- A bookmark
- Slipcase
32 pages
Girl trouble got you down? Do bigger guys kick sand in your face? You don’t have to take it anymore! All you need to turn your life around is a positive mental attitude, an open mind... and an Elder Sign burned into your right hand.
The nastiest spells from the Necronomicon are all over the Internet and personal growth has never been easier. In this new era, rock hard abs, explosive earnings, and better, longer sex are all on offer; one need only learn a few arcane symbols and offer their soul to Father Dagon.
Our kid Chester Swallow has had it up to here with his lousy job at the drive-thru and his rotten luck with the ladies. After watching a few how-to videos starring his favorite online influencer, he’s ready to take the plunge and sear an Elder Sign into his open palm. It’s a gutsy life choice and now things are going to change for Chester faster than you can say “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!!!”
15 x 5 cm
"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."
It has been more than thirty years since Stephen King penned those words on a ream of bright green paper to begin his epic fantasy—and the crowning achievement of his literary career—The Dark Tower. Inspired by Robert Browning’s poem Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came, as well as J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings and the spaghetti Westerns of Sergio Leone, King’s seven-volume saga follows Roland, the last gunslinger, on his quest to reach the Dark Tower and not only save the world, but save every world across countless dimensions, all threatened by the Crimson King. With the full cooperation of Stephen King himself, The Road to the Dark Tower examines the epic journey of the author, a quest that undoubtedly mirrors Roland’s, to complete a story that threatened to overwhelm him. From a series of short stories originally published in The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, The Dark Tower evolved over time to encompass King’s entire fictional universe. In this indispensable companion, Bev Vincent presents a book-by-book analysis of each volume in the series, tracing The Dark Tower’s connections to King’s other titles, including The Stand, Insomnia, and Hearts in Atlantis, and offering insights from the author about the creative process involved in crafting his lifelong work—a work that consumed not only Stephen King, but his legion of constant readers.
